Everything can be a dirty joke if you are just brave enough. In most cases, even the most innocent question would bring out the naughty side in you. With that in mind, we have created this list of rude quiz questions and answers to reveal how dirty your mind is.
Rude Quiz Questions and Answers
1. What could be the job of Santa Claus before he becomes a wish-granting and gift-giving legendary figure?
A. A trader
B. A driver
C. A pole dancer
2. Which five-letter word starts with a “P” that women always love to put their hands on?
A. Pencil
B. Purse
C. Packet
3. What gets bigger when you blow and tighter or larger when you wrap your lips around it?
A. Bubble
B. Balloon
C. Bag
4. What can you find in the pants of a man, but won’t find in the dress of a woman?
A. Money
B. Pocket
C. Tobacco
5. Which four-letter word that has the same meaning with “intercourse” and ends with “k”?
A. Monk
B. Talk
C. Balk
6. This word starts with “c” and ends” with “t.” It is something that can be wet and soft inside, but hairy outside. What is it?
A. Candlelight
B. Cat
C. Coconut
7. Donald Trump’s is short. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is long. And Beyonce doesn’t have it. What is it?
A. Hair
B. Family name
C. Beard
8. What is at least 5 inches long, can go in your mouth, and make you feel better when vibrating?
A. A banana
B. A toothbrush
C. A candy
9. What is hard and long, and has “cum” in its name?
A. Cucumber
B. Documentary
C. Cumin
10. Every woman has one thing starting with “V” and can use it to get what they want. What is it?
A. Vase
B. Voice
C. Visa
11. It always needs a bed. Some people prefer to be on the bottom, while others want to be on top. What is it?
A. A bunk bed
B. A cabin bed
C. A sleigh bed
12. What can be most rewarding especially when it is hard and long?
A. A day at work
B. A journey
C. A college education
13. What is fun to do alone, but you hate when knowing that your parents also do it?
A. Study
B. Facebook
C. Video game
14. What do women only have two, while coxes have four?
A. Intestines
B. Legs
C. Livers
15. What comes in different sizes, sometimes drips a bit, and makes you feel good when being blown?
A. Balloon
B. Nose
C. Plastic bag
16. Which four-letter word starts with “f” and ends with “k”? You can always use your hands when you cannot get it.
A. A fork
B. A flashback
C. A flat-pack
17. What starts with “p” and ends with “orn”? It plays an essential role in the film industry.
A. Unicorn
B. Popcorn
C. Hawthorn
18. You wear this item to protect yourself. You can get it off with your fingers. What is it?
A. Gloves
B. Underwear
C. Sweater
19. I can go inside cause some painful feelings. I will fill your hole whenever you ask. Also, I ask you to spit instead of swallowing. What am I?
A. A dentist
B. A piston
C. A mouthwash
20. What grows in a bed, has a white and then red color? The plumper it is, the better girls like it.
A. A blackberry
B. A strawberry
C. A raspberry
21. What is made out of rubber, often handed out at many schools and colleges, and is used to avoid mistakes?
A. Balloons
B. Erasers
C. Rubber gloves
22. What is messy and would be really tricky or annoying to clean up after having sex?
A. Clothes
B. Body
C. Feeling
23. Most people prefer them to be as long as possible. However, short ones could also be effective. In most case, they are certainly possible to make them longer too. What are they?
A. Springs
B. Tweets
C. Drug effects
24. Which four-letter word ends with “unt” and is often used to refer to a woman?
A. Aunt
B. Mount
C. Runt
25. What is natural and beautiful, but becomes prickly when it is not trimmed often?
A. The lawn
B. The flower
C. The tree
26. What always goes in hard, comes out soft, can be blown anytime?
A. Candy
B. Chewing gum
C. Jelly
27. How can we make a few pounds of fat look attractive and good?
A. Cook it
B. Place a nipple on it
C. Dilute it
28. A finger sometimes goes inside it. You can fiddle with it when you get bored or blue. The best man will always have it first. What is it?
A. A wedding band
B. A ring
C. A necklace
29. What is involved with an erection and often known as a big swinger?
A. A crane
B. A swing
C. A condom
30. What do a cucumber, celery, a penis, and eggplant have in common?
A. They are all long
B. They can be eaten
C. They all have an “e” in their names
If you can answer most of our questions, then you might have a naughty mind as many other people. Of course, this quiz is just for fun, so we hope you enjoy it. If you have more time, try this one on Star Trek.
